Guess who has a new App…

If your guess was yours truly then you are a very gooood guesser.

That’s right, I am now in the latest, most hip virtual space – the software application market – and you can carry me around with you in your purse, in your pocket, or in your… – nevermind, I don’t even want to consider where else you might be carry things – conveniently located and readily accessible to the touch of your command on that smartphone of yours that you love and worship so much.

Screenshots of the App:

App Icon
App Icon


Menu Page
Menu Page


App About Page
App About Page


The Sea Trials of an Unfortunate Sailor Preview
The Sea Trials of an Unfortunate Sailor Preview


In addition to what we see here with the screenshots:

  • We have a photo stream of most of the photographs found on this site, as well as many, many more that are exclusive to the app (via Flickr, that is).
  • We can access the entirety of this site, as well as PROSOCHĒ, my Literary Consultancy site.
  • You can contact me directly through the app.
  • There are games!
  • And the feature that I’m most excited about: An audio recording of my novel The Sea Trials of an Unfortunate Sailor as performed by the author – and that would be me. I’ll be recording and uploading new chapters of the book to the app regularly.

Pretty cool, right?


Now, I’ll be the first to admit that the app is a little quirky. For instance, the audio player in the app starts the sound file over again each time the player is paused. And, if the phone goes to sleep, then the player stops. At least on my Android phone anyway. I’m not sure about iPhones. I’m not cool so I don’t merit one of those. But those of you who are cool, please let me know what you think.

Another quirk is that when you open up either this site or PROSOCHĒ, you have to double tap the screen to get it sized correctly.

But other than those things it seems to work well enough, as far as I can tell anyway. But hey, you get what you pay for right and for this app you don’t have to pay a dime. Just as I didn’t have to pay a dime to create it. I used a free app building service found at The site is pretty good but it has its own quirks. Contact me if you want a more thorough feedback of my app building experience than what you find here.

While building the app is free, there are costs associated with its distribution. To get the app into Google’s app store I had to pay a $25 developer fee. The process in setting up the account and getting the app reviewed and accepted was pretty easy. All in all it took about an hour or so. They say it can take several days to get the app approved but my approval came back within a couple of hours and voila it was in the store and ready to go.

The best part about the appsbar service is that any update you do through them automatically updates the app in Google. Although I had to find out about this the hard way – by myself. Before I submitted the app I was wondering how updates are handled because it didn’t discuss it on its FAQ. I submitted question after question but never got any response, other than a reply from them to one of my emails, but their email didn’t have any text in it (yeah, weird). Finally I just went ahead and published the app. And, of course, as soon as it was published I realized that I needed to make changes. So I made the changes via appsbar and happily found that it is an automatic process all the way through Google.

The only negative about it all being automatic is that you will not know when I update that app. So that means you all better be checking that sucker on a regular basis…

Can you dig?

Anyway, as far as how the Apple process goes… I’m not there yet. It costs $100 for their developers account and I’m not ready to commit that kind of coin to it yet.

In the interim, you can scan the QRC image (found below and on the sidebar) and, according to appsbar, it will load an HTML5 page onto your iPhone that is just the same as downloading it through the iTunes store. Again, I’m not cool so I don’t have an iPhone so I don’t know so if you are cool and if you try it please let me know how it goes so I will know, despite my uncoolness.

Okay, so how about that? I’ll be finishing up with the first chapter of my novel soon so get your app installed and on standby. And if you do install that sucker, hit me up through either the “Info Request” or “Contact Kurt” feature of the app and let me know what you think.


Thanks, Friends.

Get it on Google Play

Scan for iPhone


13 Replies to “Guess who has a new App…”

  1. Anyone who has their own app clearly has some element of coolness.

    And, hey, what do you mean Android users aren’t cool?! Some of us don’t need an iPhone to be cool. Lol. : )

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  2. Try QuickMark its free :) for both Android & IPhone :D… It had the best reviews from users and is apparently is without some of the bugs of some of the others … well it works a treat ..I’ve been having fun even cutely shouts bitmap every time its put into action

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      1. Hi Maia. So, I just checked out QuckMark thinking that it was an app-building site. However, I find it is a QR scanner. Is that what you were referring to, a code scanner, or did I get my search wrong?


  3. Wow! That is very cool, indeed, kurt! i didn’t know that you’re into it. I use Tasker to automate most of my actions in android. And yes, you gave me an idea… or may i say, you inspired me to also consider developing an app that will feature my blog site. :)

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