This is a Post About Rats

Ha ha... No, this is not a post about that rat. If it were a post about that rat, it would, instead, be entitled... "This is a Post About Evil, Hate and Violence-Inspiring, Narcissistic, Misogynistic, Megalomaniac, Small-Handed, Big-Mouthed, Orange-Hued Rats."

This is a Happy Post

  You know, it being The Holidays and all, I thought I'd get at least one last happy post in before the Electoral Collage votes to elect as our new president an orange-tinted, small-handed, mean-spirited, race-baiting, violence-inspiring, self-gratuitous, megalomaniacal, grossly garrulous Grinch hell-bent on taking over the world via twitter. Ho ho ho cough hack …

Ah, nothing like the smell of Trump and his supporters’ hypocrisy in the morning*…

....provided one enjoys the smell of BS. I mean, I love the fact that Melania Trump is in court today to attend a scheduling hearing for a defamation case to challenge the claim that she worked as a prostitute prior to her eventual gig as First "Lady." But, that's not the hypocritical point I want …

So it goes*…

Donald Trump attended the Army v. Navy football game yesterday - one of the oldest and most celebrated rivalries in all of U.S. sports. As a retired navy veteran, I'm sad to say that Army beat the Navy, something that hasn't happened since 2001. #blametrump *Pretty awesome that I using Vonnegut's fmaous asterisk to make …

Amazon.uk.co just emailed me to let me know that my order of “Hands of Evil” by author Melissa Barker-Simpson has been “dispatched”

Dispatched. How cool is that? I mean, you Brits are so awesome with your English all proper-like... It's like getting a little bit of Downton Abbey delivered right to my inbox. Speaking of Downton Abbey, what's up with that show? I mean, is it some secret Brit MI6 diversion of a programme encoded with mind …