(Best when sung to the tune of “Froggie Went A-Courtin'”)
Be advised that the copyright for all original content on kurtbrindley.com, herein referred to as this site, and which may also be arrived at automatically as a redirected link from kurtbrindley.wordpress.com, and which is an online forum where the site owner and operator Kurt Brindley™, herein referred to as the Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services, discusses, reviews, and/or promotes issues and items that are important to him, and which may include commercial advertising and/or paid product referrals, is both held and retained until further notice and/or forever more by the Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services.
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Any “Like,” “Follow,” “Reblog,” or any other form of acknowledgement of any user, site, and/or comment at this site or elsewhere is not to be construed as an endorsement of any kind. In other words, just because the Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services “Likes” something, doesn’t necessarily mean he likes it. It could simply be an acknowledgement of one’s effort or attempt.
The usage of this site by you, the Visitor to this site, is construed to mean that you understand and agree to the following terms and disclaiming information as is presently written and as may and/or may not be revised in the future:
The Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services reserves the right to block any user or delete any comment or post or any writing or image or video or music or anything else he deems unworthy from his site without cause or notice.
Hateful, hurtful content of any kind, form, or medium as determined by the Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services will not be tolerated and may be removed and the responsible individual or entity may be blocked from the site without notice or explanation.
The posting of pornographic and/or erotica content or imagery as determined by the Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services is unauthorized and, if found, will be removed immediately and the responsible individual or entity may be blocked from the site without notice or explanation.
The Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services reserves the right to edit any content posted to this site for clarity and/or or other purposes he deems necessary.
NO SPAM. DON’T DO IT, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT, OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED FROM THIS SITE FASTER THAT LEBRON JAMES BLOCKS HIS OPPONENT’S FAST BREAK LAYUP ATTEMPTS. YEAH, THAT FAST.
While the Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services may discuss various medical conditions, medicines, treatments, recipes, insurance and/or legal matters, book publishing, and/or other topics that may or may not pertain to his health condition and/or his writing endeavors in very specific, his life in specific, and/or other personal and/or often ignorant observations and/or reflections upon life in general, under no circumstances should any of this information, and/or any information not listed here but which also may or may not be discussed on this site, be construed by any visitor to this site, etcetera, etcetera, as expert medical, legal, and/or any other authoritative and/or professional advice, recommendation(s), and/or help whatsoever.
IF VISITORS TO THIS SITE ARE HERE SEEKING EXPERT MEDICAL, LEGAL, AND/OR ANY OTHER AUTHORITATIVE AND/OR PROFESSIONAL ADVICE, RECOMMENDATIONS, AND/OR OTHER HELP, BE ADVISED THAT THE SITE MASTER & PURVEYOR OF FINE GOODS & SERVICES IS NO SUCH EXPERT NOR DOES HE MAKE ANY CLAIM TO BE. WHILE THE SITE MASTER & PURVEYOR OF FINE GOODS & SERVICES OFFERS HIS FINE GOODS & SERVICES ON THIS SITE FOR FREE AND/OR FOR A MINIMAL FEE, BE IT DIRECTLY AND/OR INDIRECTLY, AND WHICH MAY INCLUDE BUT NOT BE LIMITED TO BOOKS, STORIES, POEMS, HAIKU, “PRO” TIPS, ARTICLES, DRAWINGS, PHOTOGRAPHS, GIVEAWAYS, CONTESTS, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, THESE FINE GOODS & SERVICES COME WITHOUT WARRANTY AND ALL VISITORS ARE HEREBY ADVISED THAT THEY SHALL PROCEED AT HIS AND/OR HER OWN RISK.
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FURTHERMORE, NO INDEMNITY WILL BE GIVEN TO ANY VISITOR WHO BELIEVES HE AND/OR SHE MAY HAVE EXPERIENCED LOSS OF FACE AND/OR HURT FEELINGS AND/OR NEGLECT AND/OR ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE OR SITUATION THAT MAY BE PERCEIVED BY THE VISITOR TO THIS SITE AS A SLIGHT AND/OR OFFENSE TO CHARACTER AND/OR EGO BY AND/OR FROM THE SITE MASTER & PURVEYOR OF FINE GOODS & SERVICES.
TO REITERATE, ALL VISITORS TO THIS SITE SHALL PROCEED AT HIS AND/OR HER OWN RISK.
Furthermore, this site may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. Such material is made available in an effort to advance understanding of medical, environmental, political, human rights, artistic, economic, democratic, scientific, technological, social, and other issues and topics.
It is believed that this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes.
Additionally, it is believed that this constitutes a ‘fair dealing’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in Part III section 29 of the Canadian Copyright Act. In accordance with Part III section 29 of the Canadian Copyright Act, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes.
If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond “fair use” and/or “fair dealing”, you must obtain permission from the copyright owner.
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No, really… if you do not understand, agree with, and accept said terms and disclaiming information, you must go.
No, I’m — I mean, the Site Master & Purveyor of Fine Goods & Services is totally serious…
Please direct all other Complaints & Legal Matters to the site’s Department of Redundancy Department.
Revised: 06 March 2017