[Best when sung to the tune of “Froggy Went A Courting”]
The Man on Mars ain’t lookin’ at the stars
He’s thinkin’ ’bout wars
And how to power cars
There’s money to be made
In the inter-planet trade
Can’t wait to start the raid
The Man on Mars ain’t thinkin’ ’bout Earth
Cuz that tired old rock
Has lost all its worth
The Man on Mars ain’t there for humankind
He’s only there to mine
All the min’rals he can find
There’s money to be made
In the inter-planet trade
Can’t wait to start the raid
The Man on Mars is movin’ quick, you see
Cuz after pumm’ling Mars
It’s off to Mercury
#ofthejournals