This is a Happy Post

  You know, it being The Holidays and all, I thought I'd get at least one last happy post in before the Electoral Collage votes to elect as our new president an orange-tinted, small-handed, mean-spirited, race-baiting, violence-inspiring, self-gratuitous, megalomaniacal, grossly garrulous Grinch hell-bent on taking over the world via twitter. Ho ho ho cough hack …

So we’re all up in arms about Trump’s call with Taiwan…

(Yes, of course it pissed off China which means it could have a negative impact on our Walmart purchases); but what about that call he had with the "president" of Kazakhstan... you know, the one where, according to an official Kazakh government read-out of the call, Trump praised the "enduring dictator" by stressing that "...under …